Posted by AR -- Bill's velveteen rabbit companion.
Just a short note -- tomorrow is Easter and I have chocolate eggs coming out of my ears.
You know, we Easter bunnies work our cute little tails off for you. Just a reminder that you could show us a little love. Am appreciative note, an organic, non-GMO carrot -- you know. You leave milk and cookies for the fat guy on Christmas Eve. Does he look like he needs it?
Just a reminder. If you can tip a waitperson for bringing you a Molson's, the least you can do is to leave a little carrot for your Easter bunny. And a beer.
Saturday, March 26, 2016
Friday, February 12, 2016
Sherman Statement
Posted by AR -- Bill's velveteen rabbit companion
I was going to abandon this blog permanently but I felt the need to address the rumors that I was going to run for President of the U.S. in 2016.
Obviously, I could beat any of the bozos who are running at this point -- and I'd be a much better President. But that's not bragging -- that's just saying that the present presidential lot of candidates are idiots. You could probably beat them too. The problem is that I think that I come from Canada.
Actually, I'm not sure where I come from -- they just don't tell you these things when they sew you up. But I remember that it was cold -- and I do like my Molson's. So I'm guessing that I'm Canadian, eh?
It's too bad. I've noticed that 1% of the rabbits own almost all the carrots -- and they're climbing over the wall from Canada and entering the warrens illegally. If I were President I'd do something about it. But, to be politically correct, I'd have to switch to Coors from Molson's -- and there are some sacrifices that you shouldn't have to make for your country.
You'll have to excuse me now. They're showing curling on TV.
I was going to abandon this blog permanently but I felt the need to address the rumors that I was going to run for President of the U.S. in 2016.
Obviously, I could beat any of the bozos who are running at this point -- and I'd be a much better President. But that's not bragging -- that's just saying that the present presidential lot of candidates are idiots. You could probably beat them too. The problem is that I think that I come from Canada.
Actually, I'm not sure where I come from -- they just don't tell you these things when they sew you up. But I remember that it was cold -- and I do like my Molson's. So I'm guessing that I'm Canadian, eh?
It's too bad. I've noticed that 1% of the rabbits own almost all the carrots -- and they're climbing over the wall from Canada and entering the warrens illegally. If I were President I'd do something about it. But, to be politically correct, I'd have to switch to Coors from Molson's -- and there are some sacrifices that you shouldn't have to make for your country.
You'll have to excuse me now. They're showing curling on TV.
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